There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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