Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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