at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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