just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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