pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
So. Much. Porn.
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