Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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