Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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