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I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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