pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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