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when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk

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(330): when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk http://tfl.nu/57qd

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how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes

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(972): how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes http://tfl.nu/yix3

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I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.

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kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.

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I'll be there in 10

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(903): I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem. (214): kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night. (903): I'll be there in 10 http://tfl.nu/kykh

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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day

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(913): I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day http://tfl.nu/fmap

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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.

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(248): either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her. http://tfl.nu/6guc

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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.

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(253): Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad. http://tfl.nu/4hs3

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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.

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(313): When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand. http://tfl.nu/rx8e

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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.

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(517): Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night. http://tfl.nu/6sjb

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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!

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(702): But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder! http://tfl.nu/rxkw

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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor

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(412): you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor http://tfl.nu/kbco

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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.

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(773): Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh. http://tfl.nu/c68d

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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."

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I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.

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(410): He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever." (410): I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much. http://tfl.nu/3c5w

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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock

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(518): I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock http://tfl.nu/0p3e

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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.

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(+57): I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird. http://tfl.nu/r46z

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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?

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(254): The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left? http://tfl.nu/ml3m

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