so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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