Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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