I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
This house was built for laser tag.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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