Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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