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Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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