My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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