The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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