Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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