What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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