So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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