apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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