I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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