This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Liz is crying about burritos again.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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