we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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