But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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