I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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