plz talk dirty to me
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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