HIV tests are more positive than that guy
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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