Say something about gay babies.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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