I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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