I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
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Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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