he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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