Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
