we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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