So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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