Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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