would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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