SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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