But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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