I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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