seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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