I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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