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WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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