I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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