the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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