I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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