doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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