everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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