Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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