So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
They took my balls.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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