Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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