Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
