these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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