I bet he comes in French.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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