I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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