I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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