Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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