She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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