What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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