I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
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It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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