My balls are so social today.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I love you. Go after that dick
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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